B.B Moment

so i have decided to post moments that my friends and i call "blinkblink" moments. these are moments when there are no words that will describe the hilarity,obscenity,irrationality,pettiness or frustration with a person, place,thing or situation. We all probably do the action but never think about it. It happens when you have a completely blank face and your eyelids close approx. 2x very slowly or rapidly depending on the mood, while your brain attempts to figure out "wtf!?" or "are you serious!?" "or please stop you are embarrassing yourself and others". I witness many of these moments so there will surely be more to come.

the blinkblink moment today will have to be the sad people who are such a hurry in life that when they are determined to not miss the train, they bolt past everyone, and upon hearing the metro say "DOORS CLOSING", they proceed to try and wedge their way in. As you are safely in the train or smartly standing on the platform, you watch them wiggle their way out of the situation they have put themselves in. Personally, I witnessed a larger woman in her "sneakersocksandtightsworkingwoman" look pinned perpendicularly in the train doors. The door hitting her cleavage and the crack of her ass. Usually these people are pinned in the doors or their bag or coat is stuck. at these times, there is nothing you can do or say but cross your arms and blinkblink. (followed by uncontrollable laughter in your head)